A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away

I am currently baking Espresso Double-Chocolate Chunk Cookies. This is the recipe I'm using. I've never tried the recipe before, but based on how good the dough is, I think they'll be a hit. I didn't have any instant espresso powder, but I did have this:  

We'll see how it works.

I got this instant coffee from Phoeving, a man at work. He loves to share his food, bring treats, and give me different things to try. It's sad that he's retiring this year. He wasn't at work today because he's getting a colonoscopy. Maybe that's a little private, but whatever, you don't know him...unless your name is Carmela. At work, it's usually general knowledge when someone is getting a colonoscopy, and it always brings up everyone's butt-camera and laxative stories. We had a good laugh. I kept thinking of this scenario, but didn't say it out loud--people sometimes don't get my humour:

I wonder if there has ever been a proctologist out there who dreams of being an artist, or just wants to add some flair to his job after watching so many colonoscopy videos. You know, pops them into iMovie, dubs the Star Wars theme over them, adds a vignette, maybe some clip-art....

I think that's a good place to stop.